Hey guys, so I have a problem.
I can't watch a whole movie. No, i'm not one of those people who always gets a phone call just as the movies about to start ( ahem, mum!) I just can't watch an entire movie or at least very rarely.
Firstly because I have an attention span about 5 seconds long I have to resist the urge to watch five minutes of one movie and then five minutes of another movie. Channel hopping is a serious problem for me.
Secondly if I sit down for any length of time I get tired and either start to fall asleep or want to get up and go to bed. With these two issues together, I can almost never bring myself to sit down and watch a movie.
Deadpool was an exception, because well its Deadpool. But usually I struggle to sit through them. Not that I won't do it if its a good movie.
Also when I go to the cinemas I almost always run out of coke before the movie starts but because I was very stingy about my popcorn consumption, I have plenty of that left. So I end up with no drink and lots of popcorn.
Then because I drank all the coke before the movie when the most amazing most explosive scene comes up I am busting for the loo and have to run through the best scene to go to the bathroom. By the time I get back of course, that scene is over. I'm looking at you Ant-Man.
So maybe I shouldn't touch my drink until the movie has started, and you'd think I'd have perfected the art of holding in pee until the end of the movie. But no, I make this mistake every single time I go to the cinemas.
And so it was written in the bible of LittleAsh. Thou shalt not run to the toilet in the middle of the movies best scene. Ever.
I can't watch a whole movie. No, i'm not one of those people who always gets a phone call just as the movies about to start ( ahem, mum!) I just can't watch an entire movie or at least very rarely.
Firstly because I have an attention span about 5 seconds long I have to resist the urge to watch five minutes of one movie and then five minutes of another movie. Channel hopping is a serious problem for me.
Secondly if I sit down for any length of time I get tired and either start to fall asleep or want to get up and go to bed. With these two issues together, I can almost never bring myself to sit down and watch a movie.
Deadpool was an exception, because well its Deadpool. But usually I struggle to sit through them. Not that I won't do it if its a good movie.
Also when I go to the cinemas I almost always run out of coke before the movie starts but because I was very stingy about my popcorn consumption, I have plenty of that left. So I end up with no drink and lots of popcorn.
Then because I drank all the coke before the movie when the most amazing most explosive scene comes up I am busting for the loo and have to run through the best scene to go to the bathroom. By the time I get back of course, that scene is over. I'm looking at you Ant-Man.
So maybe I shouldn't touch my drink until the movie has started, and you'd think I'd have perfected the art of holding in pee until the end of the movie. But no, I make this mistake every single time I go to the cinemas.
And so it was written in the bible of LittleAsh. Thou shalt not run to the toilet in the middle of the movies best scene. Ever.
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